Scene 1
Aaron and Jina have just finished a show, and they're packing up the set. Teacher approaches.
Teacher: That was a great show.
Aaron: Thanks.
Teacher: I really enjoyed it.
Jina: Aww. That's so sweet.
Teacher: I just have a few notes.
Aaron: *through fake smile* Oh really?
Teacher: I took the liberty of writing them down. *offers paper*
Aaron: *fake smile gets bigger* You shouldn't have. You REALLY shouldn't have.
End Scene
Scene 2
Editor's Note: Melanie was the sweetest human ever created. She NEVER cursed. Her idea of using profanity was "son of a biscuit".
Aaron and Melanie are in the middle of doing a show in Jacksonville, Florida. The audience is less than receptive. So far, they have been heckling, loudly talking, and throwing pennies on the stage. Aaron is backstage changing costumes. A very frazzled Melanie comes backstage.
Melanie: These motherfuckers are getting on my nerves.
Aaron:
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